![]() Ten minutes later, we're standing there listening to them wail away about being 23 and everyone hating them. I now know what hell will be like and I am no longer frightened. You're standing between two sweaty men with vicious B.O., there's a fat guy in front of you with really bad gas, it is 140 degrees even though the sun set an hour ago, and Blink 182 music is blaring in your ears. After a minute of this, they finally began to play their songs. When they walked onto the stage, they started chanting swear words over and over to prove how cool they are. Now I'm all about free bottled water and I knew the t-shirt would give me something to wipe my ass with later on that night so my friends and I decided to go. Plus you got all the free bottled water you could drink and a free Blink 182 t-shirt. Now normally I wouldn't go see a band as bad as these clowns, but the concert was free. (Let me tell you, when you're in a country that has an average daily temperature of five thousand degrees, you need all the morale boosting you can get.) Apparently the military didn't get the memo that Blink 182 is one of the worst bands ever. Well, while I was in Bahrain, a certain shit band arrived to play a gig in order to boost troop morale. Perhaps you've also seen the story () I wrote about an experience I had in a little middle-eastern country called Bahrain. Perhaps you have seen me mention that I was in the navy. I've gotten ahead of myself, allow me to explain. I especially hate when the high-voiced bastard throws a water bottle into the crowd that ends up hitting me in the face giving me a bloody lip and my friends and everyone around me something to laugh at. ![]() And I really hate their high-voiced lead singer. I hate the groups that have copied them and ruined music. ![]()
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